Dasha: u know, i am mortally offended by that, seeing as we both like mud pie, means we have sort of similar tastes, and i would NEVER eat shit
Katie: wait....that sentence was too long. shorter, please
Dasha: fine, cavewoman. i am offended, b/c we both like mud pie, right?? so, we must like a lot of the same things, right? (to eat.) and if u think shit tastes good, that means that i might think shit tastes good, which is offensive
Katie: that was longer, but I got it. Deal with it, dude
Dasha: Can't even shout, can't even cry, the gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors, they need to take seven and they might take yours...
Katie: ok folks, we're gonna have to call it quits. see ya next time on the katie and dasha talk-a-thon