so anyway sasha came over yesterday which really sucked'.
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thanks bitch i love you too.
and we kinda did some weird stuff.
i love when old men still caught up in their midlife crisis think its okay to hit on girls like 1 tenth their age.
so first we went to loehmann's where i tried on a maternity short peasants dress.
that was dasha i am smart and use protection. (the babies name is undecided)
sasha youre confusing me with my brothers. he's pregnant, not me. so anyway, then we went to longs and got hair dye (me, red, sasha, black which turned out to be purplish brown)
and today dasha woke up in a state of mass confusion due to the realization that she had streaked her hair the day before.
so anyway we started dyeing our hair and then i realized that i got dye on my nose and sasha's like "DASHA HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET DYE ON YOUR NOSE" and i freaked out and was like "HOLY SHIT WHAT DO I DO"
so now dasha has a red mustache. its quite sexy in my humble opionon.
do not. so anyway then we went into the shower (in bathing suits) and washed our hair out and kinda stood there staring at our reflections. and THEN, we decided to go to the park, and later ALBERTSONS. so anyway sasha's in the bathroom so i will tell the albertsons story. so sasha and i went into the store with me in the shopping cart and her pushing be about, so we got hostess cupcakes and lime pepsi. and then we both sat in the cart eating outside and random old men with motorcycles kept on talking to us. but then sasha got out of the cart and before i got out she pushed the cart and it rolled off the curb, across the street, hit the other curb and flipped over. it hurt like hell. so yes. anywho we came home, watched buffy, and now we are doing this.
NOW....very important events....HARRY POTTER. so the 6th book came out, and i went with jubee and elke and we stood in line at midnight and the book was SO GOOD. and i cried when snape was evil and he killed dumbledore. and i was SO SAD AND I CRIED AND THEN HARRY AND GINNY BROKE UP AND HERMIONE AND RON AND OMG IT WAS SO GOOD SO GO READ IT AND MOLLY IS MOLLYWOBBLES WHEN SHE IS ALONE WITH ARTHUR AND ITS SO EFFING GOOD AND I LOVE HARRY POTTER AND YES.
me. and sasha.
I had the BEST day today, mainly because I finally saw my baby Talia! And she's going out with BLANK again. (See how I snidely inserted the BLANK there hon?) But anyway, we were both upset because her parents are MEAN, and we went to lunch at this adorable Japanese place. Then we went and saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith, which turned out to be very, very good actually. Brad Pitt is often judged based on his looks, but he really is a good actor, despite the common thought that he is only liked for his beautifulness. Angelina Jolie is gorgeous, and she played the part of Mrs. Smith well. It's so annoying! How come she ALWAYS manages to look good? I want to look like her...but I don't really want to be like her, what with the sleeping with brother thing. omg, I forgot to say, right before the movie, we were walking to the theatre, and we were standing at the crosswalk and the little green man lit up, but there was a woman in her car crossing the crosswalk, so Talia meant to say this quietly, but she yelled out by accident "MOVE OVER LADY BITCH!" It was soooo funny, and then it turned out that the lady's window was open. I laughed so effing hard my stomach fell off. Oh, and also, before at her house, as I said her parents were being evil, so she opened a picture of her mom and dad and was like "There's the whore and there's the devil!" It was sooo funny. Ugh I miss you Talichkins! I hadn't seen you since April 2nd before today! No matter where you go, you'll get into Columbia and become an amazing OBGYN or journalist or whatever you want to be, because you're beautiful and brilliant! We also made videos of each other where I did a duck dance to Britney Spears and Japanese techno, and Talia shook her butt like a crazy person and told me the story of her life. After the movie, we went to Maido and got stuff and Talia tried to pay in all coins but I wouldn't let her, so you owe me 3 bucks Talichkins. Anywho, I need to go tend to me retarded big toes which were taken off due to genetic defects and replaced with a robot toe and then all bandaged up and unbandaged, so now I have to bandage them. Omg I HATE my mom. She didn't even say hi to me when she came home. Just started criticizing me and telling me how i"ve screwed up in life, and now she's calling me a bitch and yelling.
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so yesterday, we had my grandma's 81st birthday party, and today's her real birthday! happy birthday babushka! i love you (and your cooking) more than life itself! since my camera broke on the way to france, we returned it and got a new one, and i love it, and i'm going picture crazy! i just downloaded like 200 pictures i took at the party (as well as videos of my brother wacking my cousin alex on the ass with a badminton racket). it's so fun! katie's sleeping over today, and i'm so excited, cuz i haven't seen her since promotion, and she's my little katie kates and i love her so much! also in two days, talia's coming over, which is beyond awesome, since i haven't seen her since the kehillah dance i think which was on april 2nd, and she still hasn't seen my beauteous haircut which i got at the end of april! oh, and just for the 411, i'm wearing this adorable dress which i got in france right now. it's olive green and all cute, and anna and shelley and i got matching ones. well shelley and i did but hers is orange, and anna's is really similar. anyway. i went to bed at like 5:30 pm yesterday and woke up at 3 am, and i had nothing to do, so i photoshopped stuff and did camera stuff and other stuff and ate and stuff. also i watched hp 1 and 2 yesterday and today. i might watch the third one before katie comes over, although i do need to clean up if i don't want some serious mother ass kicking (as in my mother kicking my ass). i ran two miles today which is cool, except i was really slow...like 16 minutes...or maybe even 17, i don't remember. i really don't wanna go to camp newman. meh. idka ditched me, so now i have to go alone. i really wanna go to talin, estonia instead with my great aunt to visit alina. i miss you so much girl! we're leaving for israel on saturday, and i get to bring my computer and stuff. i'm so freaked out of flying though, esp since i had that dream in france that our plane was gonna crash, and even though it didn't, our landing was so freaky. i think our pilot didn't go low enough in the beginning, so he decided to make up for it by dropping like 8 times. everyone on the plane was freaking out and like "OMG WE'RE GONNA CRASH." and erin was like "uh...dasha...do you remember which part we crashed during? cuz i'm kinda freaked right now." anyway. that's all for now. katie kates and i will be sure to post some entertainment for yall. ta all.
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Well I'm BACK FROM THE FRENCH TRIP. I know, I should have let people know I was actually gone for nine days, so oops. Omg there are so many funny memories...like when I came up to Ms. Lau and I was about to poke her in the stomach because I thought she was Shelley. And then Shelley and Anna and I decided to play Marco Polo in the Louvre, because we thought the Casti ppl were the only ones in that exhibit. So I was Marco, and I had my sweater over my eyes, and Anna shouted Polo, except I ran the wrong way and wacked a random woman with my program because I thought she was Anna. Also, the three of us threw gummy bears out of our hotel window at random people, and it was SO MUCH FUN. There was this guy we almost hit who we named Dorky, and when he left, we were all sad, so Anna wrote a song for him and belted it out the window. Then, Anna hit a bunch of hot 16 year olds, and they were all like "Hey sexy thing. What floor are you on?" and Anna was like "82!!!" Then, we went downstairs to "get Anna's insulin" (actually more because we thought this 16 year olds had gone to the lobby, so we put on our new dresses, but they weren't there. This was at about 11 pm by the way. Then on the last day, we were in Versailles, and I lost my purse, so Shelley went with me to go get from the place I thought I left it while our group waited. Unfortunately, Shelley and I have a very bad sense of direction when it comes to navigation at Versailles. So obviously, we went in about 50 wrong directions until Shelley finally found the place. However, my purse wasn't there! We came up to a woman sitting on the bench where my purse was supposed to be, and I was like "J'ai perdu mon sac. Savez-vous où est-ce que je peux trouver le sécurité?" and she was like "English?" so it turned out she was this really nice Southern woman, and she showed us where the security was, and they had my purse. HOWEVER, it had been about an hour since we left, and our classmates were long gone. Two extremely pissed off teachers were waiting for us, thinking we had been kidnapped, and thus ends our tale. Well, I would say more, but I must go shower. Ta. oh and also, I woke up at 6 am this morning thinking of us 6 pm yesterday, so I ate an icecream cone and got really freaked out about where everyone was. Ok. Really ta now.
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Well, since Meredith has no life and no friends, and is forcing me to update, I am, even though I feel like barfing at the moment, due to serious over-eating. So yesterday, Anna sent me a song called "All the Things she said" by a band called tatu, which is a Russian band with two lesbian girls. It's interesting. I like the russian versions of the song. Mainly cuz I can understand them, so it's really entertaining. Today we had our first final - english. I also dissected a fetal pig. and i did pretty well on that, but i don't know about english. i'm hella tired right now...i couldn't fall asleep last night. at all. it was so stupid. oh and i got one of the solos for our promotion and i really don't want it because i sound horrible singing in front of people when its not in a musical or with someone else. so ya, that was a disaster, and everyone thinks i suck, but congrats to anna for getting the other solo (which everyone knew she would because she is amazing). hanna shouldve auditioned though, cuz she's so good! and meredith and katie too. :( oh well. meh...well sorry mer, but i'm taking a nap, or else dasha will be dead tomorrow. ta.
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So I've finally decided to update. Woot Wat Wop Wup Wip. Don't know what that was about. So I'm adding a new blog feature called "Oh My God this is the song that I just can't effing get out of my head of the moment." And today's "Oh My God this is the song that I just can't effing get out of my head of the moment" is "Anything but Ordinary" by Avril Lavigne. Honestly, I have no clue how I even got that horrific display of "music" into my head. I haven't listened to her since like....uh...6th grade? Anyway, nothing new happened. School's over!!!!! God I am SO HAPPY. I still have finals and fetal pig dissection, but STILL. I'm sooo happy. I'm going to France with Anna and Shellbell (along with a bunch of 7th graders of course...bleh...no offence guys), and then I'm going to Israel with the whole enchilada of good Russian Jewish family, and then I'm schleppin off to Camp Newman, and finally, off to ACT with the one and only...JUBEE BOOBY! lol kidding...haha you're gonna kill me for putting that in here. But I loof you anyway. Our musical went pretty well. Except Blair forgot her lines in a scene with me and I had to improvise, and so did Elle, but ah well. It still went well. And ooo I didn't die or scream or kill someone during my stage dive! The only really bad thing was my brother ditched it for visiting my cousin in LA. He forgot and agreed to go, and then he refused to change his mind, because when Alex came here the next time, he would be spending all his time with his girlfriend blah blah. Sad. Very, truly sad. I saw Finding Neverland today and it was sooo good! And I saw Meet the Fockers and Motorcycle Diaries yesterday. Oh, and I saw 10 Things I hate about You again. Jubee, you have truly put me under Heath Ledger's spell lol. Meh. So what's new...oh ya! omg it was so sad. During English class, my English teacher started crying and told us all we were as dear to her as kids, because someone put that they thought she displayed favoritism in her evaluation. It was soo sad. She's a great teacher and we were all so touched, and me and Nani came over to her and gave her a hug and told her she was an amazing teacher. Cuz we're nice people. Meh I'm starting to have 2nd thoughts about going to Newman. It's just that Ida ditched me, and so did Dan, so now it's just me and Noah, and it's really hard to befriend Jewish girls, and Noah has his own friends there, and we weren't planning to spend the week together anyway lol, so now I'm kinda bummed, but it's too late to cancel, and even though I brought up the issue with my parents like 6 yrs ago, they told me we would "discuss it later kurachka," and so we did eventually, and WHOOPS, it's too late. That's drek. True drek. Anna honey we are goeeng to spenda 2 weeksa in le France! I am so excited! Zis will be so fun, non? Ce sera super, n'est-ce pas? Je absolument screwed up mon examen de Français pour le speaking. C'était zero :(. Euh, bien, ce sera bon. Je vais passer mon examen written, et ce sera trés facile. Okay, enough of my absolute shit French. Katie, Anna, Annie, telephone-moi. Je vous aime. Ta all.
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K, well now I finally have some time to post about DC. So first day...we get up at 2:30 AM so we can be at the airport by 4. I'm with Ms. Walter's group...first flight was good, but second, the plane was small and crappy, and I dozed off for like 10 minutes, when all of a sudden, there was this huge drop, and I woke up to Libby yelling "WE'RE FALLING!" It was scary. Then, we got to the hotel, put our stuff away, watched a strange version of Robin Hood in which Alan Rickman tries to rape a girl, and went to dinner. After dinner, we went to the African American experience, which was really really cool, and I got to play a drum thing! lol and Ericka, Leilani, and Rebecca made very good squirrels, rabbits, and chickens. We went to all the monuments and places and that good stuff. omg we went to this soldier thing performance by the American army, and after the show (which we could barely see), we (me and Meredith) wwent to talk to the soldiers. omg...i have not seen such a concentration of hot guys in such a small place in my whole life...it was HEAVEN. Mer and I are gonna go live there and become nurses in the army so we can marry them...ah...k, more stand-outish events. I got hit on by a 9 year old, who first said "How ya doin?" and then i cracked up and he was like "turn away now, but i'll pick u up at 8." then on the bus, he was like grabbing his...u know, and demonstratin a...u know. it was so hella funny and kinda disturbing at the end lol. we also got mooned by somje guys stayin at our hotel, and they pressed their buts up against the window facin our bus, and the teachers didnt notice. it was awesome. we went to arlington cemetery, and looked at pics of all the soldiers who had died in Iraq, and i just couldn't keep the tears from coming. There was a note on one photograph which said, "Your 3rd son was born 3 months ago." I couldn't take it. I ran to the bathroom and sobbed my heart out. We all did. Even the people who I didn't think had a heart. I just wish I could have died instead of them. Why is it that they died while they were doing such a good deed, and I, who have barely done anything to better this world at all, am still alive? It was scary...watching 60 girls crying while waiting in line for Subway at the mall. On a better note, after we ate, we went to Sephora, and I gave Nani a makeover, and she looked gorgeous, and I gave AK a makeover, and she looked hilarious, probably because of the bright blue eyeshadow and the hot pink lips. oh, and the blue eyeliner and mascara. Back at the hotel, I watched Never Been Kissed with Nelly, Mel, and Elke, which was fun. The next day, we took a boat to Mt. Vernon, and then we went to the museum of natural science. Mel and I chained ourselves together by our Worldstrides cards cuz we're too stupid to stay together lol. It was hilarious, everyone was giving us weird looks, and we got really cool rocks, and looked at sparkly gems which should be ours. Then, we went to dinner, where Elke filmed my nose being weird AGAIN, and we sang "I like 6 packs."
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I like 6 packs and I cannot lie.
You otha sistas can't deny.
When a boy walks in with a tiny buff waist and a tight thing in yo face you get SPRUNG.
(dedicated to the hot soldiers)
then on the bus to the airport, Mel, Brooke, Eddy and I did a dating show and a news channel thing, all of which Elke got on tape. It was HILARIOUS, and i hope all of u get to see it, because it's awesome. so ya. yay. i'm sooo exhausted now, though, still have like 6 chapters of Jane Eyre to read...meh. It;s a great b ook and all, but I;ve read it before, and I'm hella tired. and daddy has poison oak, and it;'s mother's day, and i wanna sleep god dammit!
end short rant.
k, gonna go read, eat i.c., and kick it.
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